
Word from the Mouth: New Field! edition
I’m going to start by saying that after 2 weeks of predicting the weather, I might have to give that up. I have got it wrong both times, but I want to point out that when I look at the weather on Monday that is what it says and we all know a lot can change in five days.
I am a person that needs to keep busy and am always moving doing something. That is why I normally hate long weekends and most of you reading probably think I’m crazy for saying that. This weekend it was nice to have the extra day off since it was the first week of Brossard.
This season we have 4 time slots in Brossard compared to 2 in past seasons, so both days are full days of football. At least for me they are.
By now your captain must have told you that we have secured a second location to play at this season. We will be playing this week at Park Arthur Therrien which is only a few minutes away from where we have been playing. I will mention that this field has a chalet, which means there is a washroom, no more going in the bushes (ed’s note: unless you prefer the bushes!).
I’m sure that everyone will be happy about the location except maybe Willie. He will no longer be able to walk up the street and get pizza and poutine while on break or in-between games. I was going to say he is smart enough to figure it out, but I’m not so sure on that. With a little help he might figure out how to order it to the field.
Week 3 Recap
Division 1
Since I didn’t get to see any of the D1 games this week and Terry was refereeing both of them, Terry and Will can cover it on the Podcast.
Division 2
Outlaws vs Tannantes (22-40)
This was a game that didn’t turn out the way most of the Media Team expected it to. When you can hold Steve to 3 TDs, your defense is doing something right and this week Tannantes had their defense dialed in. They only had 3 picks, but their rusher was in the QB’s face all day long. Often I’ll agree with Steve about receivers running wrong routes and that did happen a few times in this game, but Steve also missed on a few throws as well. As for Outlaws defense, they need to figure that out and soon. More than once near the goal line, the Outlaws allowed multiple Tannantes receivers to wander around the back of the endzone with no one within at least 3 to 4 yards and that might be being generous. Other than the pick that Julian had in the endzone, Vincent played a perfect game for Tannantes. When you face Tannantes everyone worries about Phil, and you should worry but you also need to know that there are other players who can make plays. At one point in the game Phil ran a hook and go at about 10 yards and he could have sat on the hook as the defender was already 10 yards down field.
Division 3
Average Joes vs Jagerbomb (32-20)
This was the game that Willie picked on the podcast to be over 90 points scored. I went out on a limb and messaged the Media Team with a bet for Willie. This bet was ridiculous, every point over 90 I would give him 100$ and every point under he would have to pay me 1$. When I made this bet I had no clue Simon wasn’t going to be there this week. Jagerbomb ended up missing a bunch players. For me Average Joes as good as they are should have been able to win by more than just 12. Average Joes played defense like they can by getting 3 picks as well as 3 sacks, they also didn’t allow JF to run all over them. Jason threw 5 TDs to just 1 pick which is a great ratio, but what would this game have been like if the entire Jagerbomb team was there? This could have been a finals preview, but we will have to wait 9 or more weeks to see this rematch which will end up happening in the playoffs.
RawSauce vs Old School (0-31)
After this game as Dahic is leaving he goes to me and says you picked against us and we won 31-0 and it was nothing. Let me clear this up I did initially pick against Old School, then Friday night I was checking through the rosters and noticed that RawSauce was missing their QB and a few other players, so I made the switch and had Old School for the win. This was the second week in a row that RawSauce was going with a backup QB since Ludovic was missing. I guess its better to be missing players early in the season rather than late in the year. I know William was filling in at QB, but how do you not get your best player Yvan the ball as much as you can. I won’t be surprised if other teams come and ask Old School what they did to lock Yvan down, that can’t all be on the QB. Dahic on the other hand was able to find his guys open all day long. Big Alex was able to elude tacklers at will. When was the last time you saw Alex go for 54 yards in a game, yet on only 4 catches? That’s remarkable, good job buddy.
Division 4
Phoenix vs Bouchers (52-6)
To start the game, Phoenix was only 6 players as Rob was running late. Lukas was able to take the ball and drive it to start the game and he made it look easy. Then their defense stepped up and forced a 3 and out. On Bouchers next possession is when it started to go down hill for them. Nick had a pick that he took to the 1-yard line. Phoenix scored easily on that possession. Rob has finally arrived and the first time he steps on the field he picks off a pass, which set up another score. Next possession Julian steps in front of a pass in our endzone and scoots up the sideline and scores a TD. At this point of the game we knew that this game was all but over, so we started to take it easy and try a few different things (ed’s note: that’s some quality trash talk, right there). The thing about this game was we got up early, scored often, and I knew from last season that Lukas likes the deep ball, so we played conservative on defense all day. Phoenix is loaded with studs and can play any style of defense to match the opponent’s offense. (ed’s note: maybe some players might have to be moved for cap purposes…)
Black Diamonds vs Sour Peeps (33-6)
Watching this game, nothing impressed me in this one (ed’s note: way to sell it!). Lesniak has a big arm and likes the big plays, but that won’t work against every team. I was more impressed by Sour Peeps and how they hung in there and kept trying. Kim didn’t get much help from her receivers this week. There was a bunch of times where she would hit her receivers in their hands, and they would drop it. I told her to come see me before her next game so I can give her some stickem for her receivers. Yes, stickem isn’t allowed (ed’s note: says who?), but if you’re going to use a smaller ball why not cheat even more. I know in some other leagues that if a woman is playing QB they can use a smaller ball, but as of right now we require everyone to use the same size ball for it to be fair. Sour Peeps are mostly new players and are still learning the game. I was trying to help a few of them out during the game and I also spoke to a few of them after the game just to give a few pointers. I had noticed that more than once they were in the right position on defense, but when they would attempt a tackle would twist and get out of position. Sour Peeps just need more games played to understand the game better.
Division 5
Cyclones vs Mimosa Crew (38-0)
This game was completely dominated by Cylones. Yann got off to a good start and was able to keep it going until he got hurt and had to leave the game. After the game I spoke to Yann who thinks that newcomer Lazar might be the best player in the division. I haven’t seen him play yet, but his stats looked good against a team that is still trying to figure out their identity. I like Mimosa Crew, they are a fun group of people, but if Curren can’t run and is forced to pass it will be tough for them. I know I bug Curren about running so much, but in some cases you have to. Are Cyclones going to be a powerhouse team in the division? I doubt it, but if they play like this all season then maybe they are.
Heisenberg vs Titans (13-19)
Titans were able to get their first win of the season as the game was winding down. Tomy was at QB for Titans since Steve wasn’t there this week and maybe it should be a permanent move. Tomy looked like he knew what he was doing and was able to get everyone involved on the offense. I feel that if the switch at QB gets done Titans would improve at both QB and Receiver. Ian played decent for Heisenberg, but just forced a few too many balls. Once he cuts down on the interceptions, I think Heisenberg might win a game or two this season. No one on Titans stood out as much as Robert did leading the way on defense with 3 picks. When Titans were leaving the field they let me know I should keep picking against them so they can keep proving me wrong by winning. It is not like I pick against you, I just pick the team I think is better and after the way you played week 1 what was I to expect? Ben showing up and dominating the game?
There you have it my week in review, if I didn’t talk about your game then go and see what Terry and Will might have to say about your game on the Podcast.
Players of the Week
Let me start by saying not one is perfect, but I am pretty close to it. Last week I snuggled up and want to apologise to David for getting his hopes up and him thinking he had made my list. It’s not as if David didn’t earn it, but it slipped my mind that he is playing on Outlaws in D1. I also want to say that the winner of D2 offense last week should have been Vincent Dion from Tannates. He was 23 of 33 for 193 yards, 5 TDs, 2 1point converts and threw 1 pick.
This week, I’ll try and get it right the first time. Now here are my winners.
Division 1
Offense
- Dominic Lefort went 15 of 22 for 184 yards, 6 TDs and 6 1point convert through the air and rand twice for 20 yards.
Defense
- Louis-Philippe Berdier made 4 tackles, 1 sack and a pick he returned for a TD.
Division 2
Offense
- Guillaume Turnblom made 4 catches for 72 yards and 2 TDs.
Defense
- Simon Anctil had 4 tackles and 2 picks.
Division 3
Offense
- Jerome Hovington made 6 catches for 75 yards and 3 TDs.
Defense
- Olivier Bernier had 3 tackles which were all sacks.
Division 4
Offense
- Gabriel Somma caught 5 passes for 70 yards and 2 TDs.
Defense
- Samer Assi had 1 tackle and 3 picks.
Division 5
Offense
- Yannick Brisebois was 17 of 23 for 220 yards, 5 TDs and 2 1point converts.
Defense
- Charles Barbeau made 2 tackles, had 2 picks and returned 1 for a TD.
There you have this week’s winners and as far as I can tell they all went to the players in their top divisions. Congratulations to this week’s winners and good luck to the rest of you trying to make my list over the next few weeks.